iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:
if the villains won
This is a terrible post.
Creepily wonderful
The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching
sTOP
Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.
They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O
That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth
NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.
Too fucking spider like.
me on my way to ah fuck it
lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl
I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.
don’t you mean…cardboard patriots?
(Source: tibets)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
but can we take a moment to appreciate this
because that is a fucking kiss
a kiss like that deserves it’s own post
a kiss like that deserves it’s own show
friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via serjorahmormont)
(Source: notclarissa)